Sunday, October 16, 2005

Bungie, Where Are You?

One of our Yorkshire Terriers is missing! Bungie escaped from the backyard Saturday evening, and we haven't been able to find her yet. Her sister Bounce is visibly upset.

We made a poster and put it up all over the neighborhood early Sunday morning.

Let's hope we can find her...

Friday, October 14, 2005

In other spider news...


African Spider Craves Human Blood

Mr. Sun's questions for Karl Rove.

Pretty funny:

Q: "Is this the first time you have ever taken a human form here on earth?"


Bush reassures conservatives:
"Harriet Miers has the highest midichlorian count ever recorded, greater even than Master Reagan. She has been a good and faithful padawan, but now she is ready to take the trials. She is the chosen one. She will bring balance to the Court."
Still, there is a growing unease.

Frozen bubbles

Einar is addicted to the game Frozen Bubbles on the Powerbook.

Snake

A co-worker found a snake on one of the walkways and rescued it. I snapped a picture before it was released into the bushes next to the putting green.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Gator

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

So there is this python slithering in to the local Right-Aid. It crawls up to the pharmasy window and asks "Do you sell Maalox in 25 gallon drums?" ...

Friday, October 07, 2005

In the blink of an eye...

If fishing wasn't such a violent sport he would still be able to board a flight without having to go through a cavity search.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Yellow Sheep River

Chinese Town Loses Hyperlink to Future - Los Angeles Times A remarkably interesting story about the town of Yellow Sheep River in western China and how it almost joined the twenty first century.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

SCO Profit Motives

So I'm a GrokLaw addict, so sue me... NO! Wait a minute! Don't!

Anyway, so I think I have figured out the profit motives behind SCO. Yes, you heard it right! Breaking news! Hold the presses! This is why they sued IBM (but first the original plan):

Plan A
  1. Claim to own Unix
  2. Sue IBM
  3. ...
  4. Win
  5. Profit!

As we can see in step A-3, the plan needs some fleshing out. But now my secret sources reveal the new revised version:

Plan B
  1. Claim to own Unix
  2. Sue IBM
  3. Print stock certificates
  4. Lose
  5. Sell certificates on eBay as collectors items
  6. Profit!

Not only are there no missing steps in this plan, but the profit free from SEC scrutiny since the only thing sold is the defunct certificates.

Brilliant Darl!